Short & Funny Jokes

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Keep the jokes Short And Funny. No one desires to examine a protracted comic story simply to find out it’s no longer that funny. one liners is the solution. who has time for long jokes besides? life’s too brief, take in as many as you may. why waste your reminiscence on lengthy dull jokes? our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick out up line at the bar to interrupt the ice. If you want a funny story, you won’t find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.

Short & Funny Jokes

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Reporter: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”
Reporter: “Sex?”
Man: “Three to five times a week.”
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

 

 

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Asian, one is Mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, “this is for all my human beings” and jumps off the roof. subsequent, the Mexican walks to the ledge and additionally says, “that is for all my human beings” after which he jumps off the roof. subsequent is the black man’s flip. the black man walks to the ledge and says, “that is for all my humans” and then throws the white guy off the roof.

A black Jewish boy runs home from college at some point and asks his father, “Daddy, am I extra Jewish or greater black?” The dad replies, “Why do you need to understand, son?” “due to the fact a child at college is promoting a bike for $50 and that i need to recognize if I should communicate him right down to $forty or just souse borrow it!”

 

Yo mamma is so fats when she were given on the size it stated, “I want your weight no longer your smartphone wide variety.”

Yo mamma is so fat that after she went to the seashore a whale swam up and sang, “we are own familyeven though you are fatter than me.”

 

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