Black Jokes


Do you find racist jokes and especially Black Jokes funny? Then you’ve come to the right place. I have gathered and compiled a great list of jokes you will like. I would like to mention that I am not a racist, nor do I have anything against people from other countries with other religions, beliefs or opinions.

Since there is a tremendous demand for those forms of jokes, I decided to create a specific category for those Styles Of Jokes. I welcome you to this little corner of the net and hope you may enjoy yourself.


Why don’t you see any slow black people?
All the slow ones are in prison.

Why don’t sharks eat black people?
They think it’s whale shit.

What’s the difference between a black character and a letter?
you may ship a letter returned to in which it got here from.

Why don’t black people dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.

Why don’t blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn’t open on holidays.

How to
How to be black? Spend half of your life in prison.
How to be white? You cant you have to be born white
How to be Asian? Shorten the penis and eat rice.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

Black dude
What do you call a black special forces operator?
An Ace of Spades!

Why does a black person stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

Alabama sheriff
What did the Alabama sheriff call the black man that got shot 20 times?
The worst case of suicide he’d ever seen.

Puerto Rican dude in court
What do you tell the Puerto Rican dude in the three-piece suit?
Will the defendant please stand.

Black baby angel
The black baby who went to heaven and got his wings said, “God! Look! I’m an angel!”, and God said, “No stupid! You’re a bat, now eff off!”


What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Polar Express
What is the black version of the Polar Express called?
The underground railroad.
Both are fake trains that lead to freedom in the north.

Black people can’t have it
What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A black eye, a fat lip, and an education.

What’s a black man’s idea of foreplay?
“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”

What do black human beings and apple percentage is not unusual?
each appearance exact striking from bushes!

How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Aspirin joke
Why is Aspirin White?
Cause It Works! U guys should know this One!

Who’s driving
A Mexican and a black person are in a car who’s driving?
The cop.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Do you try to take a rib from a black woman?

Bike 2
What is a black man on a bike?

Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don’t bite their fingers.

White hand and feet
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

What do you categorize a black person as?
Nothing, they haven’t considered anything on this earth.

Funny black jokes

Well, if you want Funny Black Jokes, then this range will absolutely surprise you lotsthese jokes are something fantastic humorous and innovative. Of coursea number of your friends will do not forget them to be racist, but who cares. simply ship them to humans you already know will enjoy this form of jokes.

Why does Donald Trump secretly need to lose the election? – due to the fact, if he wins, he’ll circulate right into a smaller house in a black community.

What phrase starts offe volved with “N” and ends with “R” that you in no way want to name a black character?

A black youngster had diarrhea and he said to his mother ‘mom why am I melting’

Why do monkeys constantly look so unhappy?
– They know they’ll be black one day.”

The black infant who went to heaven and got his wings stated, “God! look! I’m an angel!”, and God stated, “No stupid! You’re a bat, now eff off!”

What is black and at the top of a staircase? – Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why don’t black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.

How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon all of the cotton is already picked off.




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